Who Laughs Last? >: [

Gatekeepers, Fuck You, I won't brew what you tell me. >: [

We've designed a four pack, where each title stands alone, and each blends brilliantly with each other in any combination you fancy. Mix and match the flavors and ratios to create your perfect St. Patrick's Day treat. Report your findings and the best mixes become

We partnered with two of our favorites, Kast Iron Soda Works and Lovie’s Ice Cream to honor the owner of Colorado’s Cripple Creek Brewing Frank J. Wisner’s 1893 creation. He called the treat a Black Cow after the mountain that inspired the drink’s design. We call ours The Root of All Evil after the bible that inspired the verse. >: [

We partnered with two of our favorites, Kast Iron Soda Works and Lovie’s Ice Cream to honor the owner of Colorado’s Cripple Creek Brewing Frank J. Wisner’s 1893 creation. He called the treat a Black Cow after the mountain that inspired the drink’s design. We call ours The Root of All Evil after the bible that inspired the verse. >: [

Cultivated by NZ Hops and the famed Ron Beatson, Superdelic exhibits notes of mango, red berries, candy, and citrus. Havoc almost exclusively produced the genre-defining beats as one half the hip hop duo, The Infamous…Mobb Deep. Pairs with natural selection. >: [ Suggested Listening; Survival of the Fittest - Mobb Deep

During the ‘60s, Panama Disease decimated the world’s crops of Gros Michel bananas - a fatter, more flavorful cousin to our modern cultivar. While the fungus nearly wiped ‘Big Mikes’ from existence, the less-popular, less-flavorful Cavendish banana proved resistant to the pathogen and survived all the way to our grocery stores today. The former packed more of the compound isoamyl acetate, which is what we interpret as banana flavor. It is not that banana candy does not taste like bananas because it is artificial, instead, it is that bananas no longer taste like they used to. Pairs with a cognitive bias that parallels nostalgia called rosy retrospection. >: [

On May 5, 1862, French General Charles Latrille Lorencez ordered a frontal assault on Puebla, a city 80 miles between his forces and his objective - the capture of Mexico City. Lorencez wrote his minister of war in Paris, “We have over the Mexicans such a superiority of race, organization, discipline, morality, and elevated spirits that I beg you to inform the emperor that, from this moment on and at the head of six thousand soldiers, I am the master of Mexico.”. Texas-born Brigadier General Ignacio Zaragoza wrote, “Fuck that”. Severely outnumbered, out-trained, and ill-equipped, Zaragoza led a ragtag collection of soldiers and civilians in turning back “the world’s best army” by masterfully utilizing terrain. The stunning victory contributed a significant morale boost to the beleaguered nation and remains celebrated in the state of Puebla. A bastardized version is observed across the U.S. as an excuse to drink margaritas. Not as thick as our typical creations, we ventured in a spice/heat space for the first time - conditioning our hard seltzer base on habaneros before blending fresh mango, lime, and chamoy. Pairs with Al Pastor and resistance. >: [

In Ill Will lexicon words and concepts connect related titles providing clues to their composition. When you see a reference to war in a title, know to expect peanut butter. This stems from our October ‘23 release that showcased solely peanut butter, (named for the second horseman of the Apocalypse) War. The theme shows up in present and future titles like The Art of War, Cold War, Turf War, Warpath, War Monger, Guerilla Warfare, All Out War, and here for our Wu Tang release - Bells of War. With more texture than a commercial hard seltzer, but less than our typical offerings, this ‘tweener title was developed to be crushable and inspired by your favorite Uncrustable. This title perhaps tastes more like peanut butter and jelly than a peanut butter and jelly. Dry yet sweet, prepare for War. >: [

A February seasonal inspired by those tiny hot cinnamon heart candies that get stuck to your teeth (and a 1986 Mercury Lynx). >: [

Pairs with scrubbing your social media "friends" list.

...behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer. The Tribulations have begun. Theologians disagree on the identity of the rider of the white horse. Some interpret scripture as describing Jesus, while others insist it’s the Antichrist. You’d think it would be easier to tell the difference. This title was a revelation ushering an Ill Will epoch. Luscious coconut overload, and if you are lucky you pour some shredded coconut too. Pairs with Revelations, Armageddon, and dark chocolate. >: [ Suggested Listening: Hail the Apocalypse - Avatar

Inside The Buckeye State, you’ll find a couple things - reverence for the rivalry with that Team up North and little peanut butter balls dipped in dark chocolate and served as cookies. For those with peanut allergies, pairs with runny nose, hives, redness or swelling, itching or tingling in or around the nose and throat, diarrhea, stomach cramps, nausea, vomiting, tightening of the throat, shortness of breath or wheezing. >: [

Only three U.S. Presidents have been tried in the Senate on articles of impeachment. Nixon resigned prior to charges, leaving Johnson, Clinton, and Trump (twice) with the rare distinction. Andrew Johnson came the closest to removal as the required ⅔ majority failed by a single vote. Pairs with Constitutional violations such as treason, bribery, and other high crimes and misdemeanors, and ultimately partisan politicians not giving a shit. >: [

Honest in admission, our good buddies at an impeccable brewery stole one of our beer ideas for their own. Since imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, we swiped one back. Pairs with some Old Testament shit. >: [ Suggested Listening: Eye for an Eye - Soulfly

Pairs with first identifying who wants some, and then proving that they do not, in fact, want some. >: [

The companion to our oak-barrel aged English Barleywine, FEAR.: Loathing rested for 49 months in a freshly emptied Laird’s apple brandy barrel. Tart apple, sweet cherry, oak, caramel, toffee, tobacco, and heat, all find their way into this complex sipper - perfect for when Sunday night starts feeling like Monday eve. >: [