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Taplist, To go, Preorder,
as of 03/28

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DDH Hazy Double IPA w/
Peacharine, Citra, Nelson, 8.2%

Available
What to Know

Who Laughs Last? >: [

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DdH Hazy Double IPA w/
Superdelic, Riwaka, Motueka, 7.1%

Available
What to Know

Gatekeepers, Fuck You, I won't brew what you tell me. >: [

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DDH Hazy Double IPA w/ nelson,
superdelic, Nectaron, 9.5%

Available
What to Know

Cultivated by NZ Hops and the famed Ron Beatson, Superdelic exhibits notes of mango, red berries, candy, and citrus. Havoc almost exclusively produced the genre-defining beats as one half the hip hop duo, The Infamous…Mobb Deep. Pairs with natural selection. >: [ Suggested Listening; Survival of the Fittest - Mobb Deep

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Smoothie w/
Raspberries

Available
What to Know

We've designed a four pack, where each title stands alone, and each blends brilliantly with each other in any combination you fancy. Mix and match the flavors and ratios to create your perfect St. Patrick's Day treat. Report your findings and the best mixes become

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Smoothie w/Hawaiian Punch
fruits

Available
What to Know

We've designed a four pack, where each title stands alone, and each blends brilliantly with each other in any combination you fancy. Mix and match the flavors and ratios to create your perfect St. Patrick's Day treat. Report your findings and the best mixes become

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Smoothie w/
Dark Chocolate/Raspberry

Available
What to Know

We've designed a four pack, where each title stands alone, and each blends brilliantly with each other in any combination you fancy. Mix and match the flavors and ratios to create your perfect St. Patrick's Day treat. Report your findings and the best mixes become

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Smoothie w/
Bananas, 5.5%

Available
What to Know

During the ‘60s, Panama Disease decimated the world’s crops of Gros Michel bananas - a fatter, more flavorful cousin to our modern cultivar. While the fungus nearly wiped ‘Big Mikes’ from existence, the less-popular, less-flavorful Cavendish banana proved resistant to the pathogen and survived all the way to our grocery stores today. The former packed more of the compound isoamyl acetate, which is what we interpret as banana flavor. It is not that banana candy does not taste like bananas because it is artificial, instead, it is that bananas no longer taste like they used to. Pairs with a cognitive bias that parallels nostalgia called rosy retrospection. >: [

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Apocalyptic Smoothie w/
coconut, Ice Cream, 5.5%

Available
What to Know

...behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer. The Tribulations have begun. Theologians disagree on the identity of the rider of the white horse. Some interpret scripture as describing Jesus, while others insist it’s the Antichrist. You’d think it would be easier to tell the difference. This title was a revelation ushering an Ill Will epoch. Luscious coconut overload, and if you are lucky you pour some shredded coconut too. Pairs with Revelations, Armageddon, and dark chocolate. >: [ Suggested Listening: Hail the Apocalypse - Avatar

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Smoothie w/Blue Raspberr
Raspbrry, Strawbrry, almond 5.5%

Available
What to Know

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Smoothie w Cantaloupe, Pineapple, Coconut, 5.5%

Available
What to Know

Honest in admission, our good buddies at an impeccable brewery stole one of our beer ideas for their own. Since imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, we swiped one back. Pairs with some Old Testament shit. >: [ Suggested Listening: Eye for an Eye - Soulfly

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Smoothie w/
pineapple, Banana, Coconut

Available
What to Know

Pairs with first identifying who wants some, and then proving that they do not, in fact, want some. >: [

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apple Brandy Barrel-Aged
English barleywine, 12%

Available
What to Know

The companion to our oak-barrel aged English Barleywine, FEAR.: Loathing rested for 49 months in a freshly emptied Laird’s apple brandy barrel. Tart apple, sweet cherry, oak, caramel, toffee, tobacco, and heat, all find their way into this complex sipper - perfect for when Sunday night starts feeling like Monday eve. >: [

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Irish Red
5.6%

Available
What to Know

Let's have a Donnybrook

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Mortalis (Guest tap)
Persephone

Available
What to Know

Let's have a Donnybrook

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Mortalis (Guest tap)
Thanatos - Imperial Stout

Available
What to Know

Let's have a Donnybrook

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mortalis (guest tap)
Hydra Sangria

Available
What to Know

Let's have a Donnybrook

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Mortalis (Guest tap)
Even More Hydra

Available
What to Know

Let's have a Donnybrook

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